Firstly, I would like to welcome you all into 2011 and say happy New Year to everyone (I know it’s now March but this leads onto my following statement)! It’s been a manic couple of months for us in Alberts bar and it’s all thanks to you keeping us on our toes and entertaining us with your stories, feedback, outstanding karaoke performances and magnificent company!
As per usual we would all like to welcome you to join us here at Alberts bar anytime you wish whether it’s for football, rugby, golf, cricket or other major sporting events throughout the year. Or perhaps it’s a special occasion for you and you wish to come to a warm, friendly venue hosted by our enthusiastic, talented, eye-friendly bar team!
For those of you who are yet to meet our team at Alberts, then here is an introduction to the weird, wacky and wonderful people of the bar:
First up is the Big Boss man himself, Roger Heale (bar manager). Roger is the most important person in our operation and is in control of the running of the bar! He is a very talkative, charismatic man who is full of interesting stories about previous experiences that never cease to crack me up!
Secondly, there is Kate Perkins (bar supervisor). Many will debate that Kate is more important to the bar than Roger the reason being is that she orders our range of liquors and our refreshments that you like to indulge in! She is a crazy person and seems to have a fascination with nibbling people!
Thirdly, there is Karla Mayne. If you thought you’ve seen it all you better think again! Karla is renowned for her outbursts of ‘casual’ dancing behind the bar – well that’s she calls it anyway!! She is very talkative, friendly and maybe a little insane. In the nicest possible way of course!! She has just returned from a holiday in Egypt and will be joining us again very shortly after her return.
Fourth up is Elizabeth Souster (Dizzy Lizzy as many call her)! Now Liz is just as sweet as the other girls but probably a natural blonde in disguise! Lizzy is extremely well known across the bar as she has (you guessed it) many dizzy moments that are usually accompanied by amazingly entertaining one-liners!
We are also joined by our very own Mikey Timlin, our upcoming mighty Muay Thai champion and Doug Bradley our genial door host on Friday and Saturday nights.
Finally, there is myself, Adam West (AKA Batman). As you can tell I’m obviously the brains of the operation after keeping you entertained with my 2011 welcome package! I’m responsible for cleaning the lines so that your liquor of choice is delivering the best quality taste direct to your senses!
So don’t leave it too long before you visit Alberts, you can be sure that a very warm welcome awaits you.
Thanks for reading and see you soon,
All the best,
Adam West and the Alberts Bar team.